Upminster collection
Technically, still London
Upminster: Practically Essex, technically still London.
This T-shirt has strong opinions about train delays, owns at least one garden gnome, and isn’t afraid to admit it loves a Toby Carvery. It’s reliable, no-nonsense, and tougher than your nan's roast potatoes. Whether you’re power-walking to the c2c, mowing the lawn in sliders, or quietly judging Zone 2 chaos from a safe distance, this T-shirt keeps you stylish – and your postcode proud.
Because in Upminster, we’ve got space, sanity, and parking – and that’s worth shouting about
The unisex soft-style t-shirt puts a new spin on casual comfort. Made from very soft materials, this tee is 100% cotton for solid colors. Heather colors and sports grey include polyester. The shoulders have twill tape for improved durability. There are no side seams. The collar is made with ribbed knitting to prevent curling damage.
Upminster: Practically Essex, technically still London.
This phone case has strong opinions about train delays, owns at least one garden gnome, and isn’t afraid to admit it loves a Toby Carvery. It’s reliable, no-nonsense, and tougher than your nan's roast potatoes. Whether you’re power-walking to the c2c, mowing the lawn in sliders, or quietly judging Zone 2 chaos from a safe distance, this case keeps your phone protected – and your postcode proud.
Because in Upminster, we’ve got space, sanity, and parking – and that’s worth shouting about.
The RM14 case is designed with modern form and function in mind. It’s made from a premium-quality clear TPU (Thermoplastic Polyurethane) that holds up to wear and tear with style. Perfect for people who love a beautiful, slim-fitting case that doesn’t overwhelm the phone’s design.
Upminster.
Practically Essex, technically still London.
This tote has strong opinions about train delays, a soft spot for a roast, and enough space to carry everything you need — plus your nan’s Tupperware. Made from 100% natural cotton canvas, it’s reliable, no-nonsense, and tougher than a Sunday lunch queue at Toby Carvery.
Roomy, sturdy, and printed on both sides, it’s built for c2c commutes, garden centre trips, and judging Zone 2 chaos from the comfort of your off-street parking. Proudly RM14 — because we’ve got space, sanity, and somewhere to put the bins.
Product features
- 100% cotton fabric for durability and strength.
- Double-sided design for creative expression.
- Reinforced stitching on handles for added sturdiness.
- Flat corners for roomy interior space.
- Extra light fabric, perfect for easy carrying.
Care instructions
- Hand wash only. Let the bag air dry